I started to get "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial" back-from-the-dead flashbacks after reading this one, jack. It gave me goose bumps. So I'm reading in the odd news section of the papers, and my ticker sinks when I read about some stillborn baby in Israel. She came out at 23 weeks and checked in at less than a pound and a half. The doc calls it, they put the kid in the freezer, that's all she wrote, right?

No way, no how. FIVE HOURS after this kid's been put on ice, her parents come to get her to bury her, and they see movement! They get her out. All together, now ... it's a miracle!

This tyke was dead and gone, but The Big Guy hadn't punched her ticket yet. Two things to learn here ... miracles do happen, and there's no such thing as too late. Get your life on track if you haven't yet, baby. Spend more time with your family and pay more attention to your dough. Start makin' a budget, for crying out loud. It ain't gonna kill you.