The real estate market in Florida ain't THAT bad! Some dame in the Sunshine State is having trouble selling her digs. She's asking a cool 340 grand, but since she ain't gettin' any offers, she decided to up the ante. For half a million, you get the home and the hottie. That's right, joes and jills ... this big love offer includes 2,000 square feet of happily ever after.

Bless her heart, I hope she finds a prince charming with pockets to match. Sure, she's more eye candy than if Willy Wonka became an optometrist, but I gotta think this deal will make the first date kind of awkward. Hope she doesn't put the deed next to the dinner bill and you sign the wrong one.

Just a reminder, as long as the subject's up: You can't buy the best things in life. There are different ways to get your kicks; be it a date with a knockout or knocking out your debt. But the stuff that really means something doesn't have a receipt or appraisal attached to it. Remember that on your next anniversary.