This one was a stupid tax that didn't cost any dough ... just a whole lotta life. Seems a dozen and a half dames at Gloucester High School made a pact with each other to get pregnant so they could all raise the kids together. None of them are over 16. These babes a for a rude awakening ... at about 2 a.m., complete with a diaper-filled surprise.

I shouldn't joke. This is a sad thing, when you consider that the school principal said these girls lack self-esteem and a lot of love in their lives. They feel like this is the way to belong to something and have something to take care of. Maybe baby-sitting is a good way to kill an afternoon and make a couple of bucks, but these chicks have no idea what they're in for.

Keep an eye on your kids ... every last one of you that has one and is reading this. The second you short-change your kid for love and attention, the second they get down on themselves and start diving into the stupid pool. You put the family first and don't look back, jack. Find out what they're doing. Encourage them if it's right. Bust 'em if it's wrong. Love 'em til you die.