From Girl Scout cookies to Oreos to the priciest patty around. I think I got some serious munchy issues, jack. Of course, even if I did, I wouldn't plunk down 175 smackers to buy one of these super-expensive hamburgers. Have you seen this? They offer them at some big-shot burger joint in the Big Apple. Take a Kobe slab of beef, throw some truffles wild mushrooms, top it off with some gold leaf and voila ... a meal fit for a sucker.

You can wash it down with the $3,000 margarita from the Wynn Las Vegas that I saw in the Food Network a few weeks back. I haven't seen that much dough spent on a meal since my uncle "Fat Tony" came to visit me last Thanksgiving and brought his 12 best buddies.

Don't know why you'd want to spend that much grease on a burger, but if you got the cash, then have at it. But don't let me catch you downing one of these babies if you have a student loan or some big-time credit card debt. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm headed over to Burger Bomb. I've got a hankering for a half-pounder.