Guess after you've been eating coconuts for a few decades, anything looks good. Did you see this one? Dawn Wells, the dame better known as Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, was busted in October for possession of pot. Yep, that's right ... Mary Ann had Mary Jane.

She got 5 days in the pen (where there was no phone, no lights, no motor car; not a single luxury) and is on probation for 6 months. Maybe I shouldn't be too hard on her ... I'll bet playing second fiddle to Ginger drives a dollface to do crazy things.

Most of us will have a laugh about this stupid decision, then go back to taking out car loans and using credit cards to buy a bunch of crap we don't need. Dope destroys your brain, but it takes almost as much brain damage to think that using debt like this is a good idea. Lesson for the day: quit doing stupid and you'll start doing better.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to relax with a Doobie ... Brothers album.