From the Super Bowl to Super Tuesday. Time to get out and vote, jack. Don't go rolling your eyes ... about 95% of the other countries in this crazy world would trade places with you in a New York second if they could pick their leaders. Not voting is for suckers. If you don't do your part to keep this top-notch country going, I got about as much sympathy for you as a Bush vs. Clinton steel cage match.

Don't get me wrong ... Washington isn't gonna solve your problems with money. That jazz is up to you. So what if the stiffsuits are sending some cash to you later this year and calling it a tax refund? I know plenty of yahoos who are up to their sweet necks in debt, and will spend that cash faster than the aforementioned New York second.

Get your vote in today. Just like Austin Powers said ... it's freedom, baby; yeah!