I was so scared, ya know? I was watching E! one time, and like, Paris Hilton's dog ran away, and I was like, omigosh! But then, like, Tinkerbell came back and he was better, so it was cool. I was like ... whew! But then the Academy Awards started, and then Heidi Klum was wearing this awful collar dress and ...

Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada ... You know the problem with lots of joes and jills today? They spend more time reading bunk like this than they do reading their bank statements. You almost wonder why Darwin's theory hasn't caught up with some of them.

Too many people know who got fired or thrown off the island, but not whether little Jimmy can go to college or whether we'll end up flipping burgers at retirement just to make ends meet. Here's the kicker; by the time these stupid people realize they don't have enough to make it in life, they'll be flipping burgers just to make ends meet. It's scary to think about, and scarier to live through.

If you want to have some dough, then work to make it and work to keep it. You need a clue. If you don't keep your Chihuahua on a leash, he gets away. You keep an eye on him and he sticks around. Moolah's the same way, baby.