I'm all about having a good time, as long as you can pay cash for it. And speaking of paying for a good time, this dunce of a dame is gonna be doing plenty of that.

Check this: Tina Williams goes out for a beer run in Florida and gets pulled over for running a red light on the way back. The cop who stops her takes one look in her car and books her on a laundry list of charges. Why, you may ask?

Well, it seems that she decided her 24-pack was more important than her friend's 16-month-old toddler, so she had the beer buckled down in the shotgun seat, but the baby in the back didn't have a seatbelt on. Doesn't it make YOU feel good knowing that the brew has a better chance of surviving a head-on than the baby?

It could happen to you, jack. It doesn't take a set of wheels and a case of Milwaukee's finest to screw up a kid, but not paying attention to them and not showing them the right way to deal with shooters, studying or saving will put 'em on the bad side of the tracks. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.