This one is about the good, the bad, and the beautiful, baby. Some joe in Britain has a heart defect that gives him 10-to-1 odds of living. That's the bad. He just finished cashing a $38 million check from winning the UK lottery. That's the good.

So what's the beautiful, you're asking? He said he'd give it all back in a second if he could have more time with his wife. He had one of the best one-liners I've ever heard when the newsboys asked him about the money. "I would give all that back if I am allowed to still be with her because there are no shops in the cemetery, are there?"

Ladies and germs; there's a man with his priorities in line. He's got the dough and he's got the dame, and he'd gladly trade the first for the second. In the meantime, he's smart enough to know that you can't take it with you.

Follow suit.