Dave Ramsey might have a new line about running away from debt like a gazelle from the cheetah. Check this, baby ... deliver yourself like a cow from a McDonald's in Utah. Dead serious.

Here's the deal ... a trailer loaded with cows pulled into a Mickey Dees a couple of days ago in West Haven, UT. The back of the trailer opened by mistake, see? From there, the burgers-to-be took one look at the golden arches and bolted out of there.

Take my tip and do the same, ladies and germs. Debt is bad ... so when you see it, beat it. If you already have credit card debt, first you need to get mad, then get even. As in a zero balance, baby. If a bovine can beat cheeks away from a burger joint, then you can do the same to the plastic companies. There's your dish for the day ... want fries with that?