The man is unmasked ... and considering that he's been toes-up for 3,000 years, King Tut doesn't look too shabby. The world got its first look at the mug of the famous pharaoh Sunday. It wasn't easy to get to, though. The lab boys had to dig up a golden tomb, unhook the beige covering, lift the body out of a quartz sarcophagus and peel back the linens.

Sure, KT OD'd on his funeral ... but that doesn't mean you need to, jack. It's a good idea to pre-plan the big checkout, but not pre-pay for it. If you invest $100 a month into a mutual fund for 20 years, you'll end up with almost 99,000 smackers! Who do you think you are, King Tut?