This one ain't about telling you to get out of debt. It ain't about living on the up and up or sticking it to the plastic companies. It ain't about who gets thrown off the island or the latest news about a certain Manhattan real estate tycoon with a bad haircut and a marriage record to match.

Two words ... Happy Thanksgiving. All you joes and jills, eat drink and be merry. Until Monday, baby ... I'm out.