Here's a pretty rosy Elvis Presley picture for you ... the King is still on top of the mountain when it comes to earning cash by celebrities who are six feet under. At 49 million bucks a year, EP's earnings trump Einstein, Warhol, Monroe and McQueen ... combined.

Take note, boys and girls; this will be about the only time where you see someone who makes millions of dollars and just lies around all day. In the meantime, you need to put forth some effort, baby. You need to work your debt snowball and put your debt as far under as James Dean. You don't need to be a cold, hard celebrity to make some cold, hard cash. Get to work.

I'm out for the weekend, jack. Thank you ... thank ya ver much.