Get the soap ready, jack ... 'cause some mouths are about to need it. Seems the lab boys just released the results of a study that says you can increase the ol' team spirit at work by cussing with your co-workers at the office.

I've been in this crazy world a long time, baby. I've been from the office to the boardroom to the mailroom. I've never once seen a couple of joes or jills spend more time together because their mouths went all truck driver on each other.

Instead of using your mouth at work, try using your brain. You get ahead by doing the best job you can. Do that, and everyone takes notice. Don't, and you'll find yourself out on the street. Then you'll REALLY feel like cursing.