Maybe he can use the million dollar bill he was carrying to buy a new brain, baby ... 'cause it won't work for his bail. Some yahoo in Pittsburgh walked into a store, pulled out a $1 million bill and asked the cashier if the brother could spare 10 million dimes. When the cashier shook his head, the man flew off the handle.

He started smashing stuff up and wouldn't give his name or info to the coppers when they got there. Now he's cooling his heels in the pokey.

Money can make you do some crazy things. Fake money apparently means a one-way ticket to the loony bin. Either way, don't let your head get away from you ... don't go for the quick buck. Make your money slow, and it'll last a while.