Sometimes, you get the dog. Sometimes, the dog gets you. Case in point: James Harris was with his friends and hunting dog in Iowa on Saturday. He blows a pheasant away and goes to pick it up, see? The only problem ... he set his rifle down and walked in front of the muzzle to nab his prey.

Before you know it, good ol' Spot chases after him and steps on the trigger. Harris takes a trip to the hospital to show off his left calf, which now has a creamy lead center. I can see the dog kicking back at the local watering hole with a cigar and a fresh bowl of scraps, bragging to his friends about how he brought down a bub.

Harris looked the wrong way for one minute and stepped in the wrong place, and ... BAM! He thought his behavior wouldn't hurt him, but it did. You've got the same deal, jack. If you do some stupid little thing like using credit cards or 90 days same-as-cash, it'll pop you in the back. Before you know it, you're a lame duck. Keep away.