Most dames don't give birth to a 6-month old baby, baby ... but by the looks of it, this dollface wasn't too far off of that. After giving a C-section how-do-you-do to her 12th kid, Siberian lady Tatyana Barabanova was shocked to find out that newborn baby Nadia checked in at 17.1 pounds.

This kid's got Michelin man written all over her. Even though it's gotta be thrill of a lifetime to carry a kid, bringing them into this crazy world is a relief and a half.

Got a big weight that you want to get off your shoulders? One that causes a pain in the pit of your stomach? Cuz, you know, debt does that sort of thing, see? But the second you get on a plan to deep-six that consumer debt of yours, you'll feel born again. Quit crying and make it happen, jack.