The coffee was too hot. I thought cruise control meant the car steers itself. Didn't know "flammable" meant "could blow up if you put fire on it". Choose your favorite, but the list of frivolous lawsuits took a new turn when this yahoo from Nebraska decided to sue God. You read that right, jack.

He's trying to make the point that anyone can sue anyone, but I think you've crossed the line when you motion to take The Man Upstairs before Judge Judy, baby. It may not involve any dough, but this is more stupid than any stupid tax I've ever seen.

Speaking of stupid ... don't be. If you mess up, then take responsibility for it and move on. Quit trying to pass the buck and make the catch instead.