Stupid criminals. Jay Leno can't get enough of 'em, and neither can I, bub. Today's winner is the dame from Georgia who called the cops after she got jipped on a street drug buy. That's right ... she plunked down 20 bucks for some cocaine, then got home and smoked a piece, see? It was then that she discovered the drug was fake, and called in the coppers to help her get her money back. I'll tell you this ... if Darwin's theory is right, then I'm not sure how this lady made the cut.

Time to crack (snicker) a joke. This might be the only time when I say that the purchase was dumber than the stupid tax that went with it. Don't be a sucker and fall into the same trap, jack. Just say no to stupid. It may be drugs or credit cards. Either one is hazardous to your health.