I don't know about you, baby ... but I'm a sucker for chocolate covered. So I got some good news today. After a few dozen years of artery-attacking goodness, all Dunkin Donuts centers will be cooking up their goods with a new kind of trans-fat free cooking oil. They've made the pledge to deep-six all of their trans fat by October 15 using this stuff, see?

Keep something in mind, jack. Even though DD is dumping the TF ... that doesn't mean somebody's losing the weight for you. If you eat there every day, you'll still be packing on the pounds. If you want thinner, then get this through your thick skull ... making things better (from your waistline to your wallet) means stepping up and fixing things yourself.

It's just like with debt. You think somebody's gonna pay all your bills off for you? Bologna, buddy. It's you or it's no one, see? It takes you to cut up the credit cards. It takes you to make a budget. IT ... TAKES ... YOU! Do ... you ... dig?