First, some lady named Butts gets canned for stealing toilet paper, and now this. James Coldwell (aka Moron and a Half) turns into a robber and hits a bank in New Hampshire on Saturday. For his disguise, he dressed as ... a tree. You read that right. Time to go into corny mode for a second - Can you be-leaf this guy? Robbing the branch of a local bank? We need to root out people like this. - There ... all better.

Stay on the up-and-up, and you'll never go down, jack. If he gets away with this theft and never gets caught, he nets what ... a few grand? You can get that in a few months from throwing pizzas, and the coppers won't be busting down your door afterwards. Stay smart, baby. Work hard and budget your dough instead of going for the get-rich-quick schemes. It works every time.