From a wee girl to a wee guy ... now it's Gary Coleman's turn to take the plunge from stardom. What am I talkin' about? Listen up, Willis. I was watching late-night basic cable and came across this cheap payday loan gem. Imagine ... at one point this guy was pulling down 70 thousand per episode (and jostling with his parents over it), and now he's pitching for a payday loan service ... one that charges 99.25%

If GC could have held on to even a fraction of the 18 million that he earned during his time in Tinsel Town, he could retire with dignity and not have to resort to a 15-second spot advertising for the scum of the scum. Will the same thing happen to you? Not if you're smart, jack. Get out of debt and start the investing. After a while, you can rest easy.