Ok, I just had to have a little fun with this one, baby. Normally I talk about making a budget, or how you pay off debt. Today, I just need to sit down and talk about this yahoo who got busted for stealing ... toilet paper. But here's the kicker ... her name is Butts. You read that right. And now, she's staring at the rear-end of a 3-year stretch in the can. Don't know why someone would want to steal TP. Maybe she's trying to (two)-ply her trade.

Bottom line ... this dollface is going to the hole for doing something stupid. Hopefully, she'll get the chance to wipe the slate clean soon, but for now, she's in jail ... no ifs, ands or ... you fill it in. If there's a lesson here, it's that you don't make stupid decisions with money, like having bad credit card debt. Because if you keep that around too long, it'll take a lot more than 3 years from you.