In this corner, standing 5'4", Elizabeth Hasselbeck. In this corner, weighing 2 or 3 Elizabeth Hasselbecks, Rosie O'Donnell. These two dames are trying to patch things up after going at each other's throats on The View. O'Donnell got up in Hasselbeck's face for not defending some smart-aleck comment that Rosie made. I say, if you say something, you're responsible for it. Don't ask someone else to wear the bullet-proof vest when you shoot off your mouth.

Hopefully, the raging sea of estrogen has ebbed. But this fight news brings up a good point. You know what else causes fights? That's right, bub ... moolah. Loaning money to a friend or a relative will make things more awkward than Donald Trump doing an ad for Rogaine. Don't play that tune. If you want to give money to someone, and they'll use it right, then have at it. But don't put anyone in debt over it. Put that in your Dave Ramsey pipe and smoke it.