Here's some pants that cost a pretty penny, baby. Some judge in Washington is suing his dry cleaner for a cool 65 million. He says they lost a pair of pants of his, and even though they tried to settle with him three times, he's bringing a lawsuit against them. They're so distressed they might move back to Korea.

This judge joe is being a jerk. He's being greedy, see? It's all right to want good customer service, and the owners of the cleaners offered three times to make things right. But when you start pushing people around and copping an attitude, that's when things turn sour.

Don't be a jerk, jack. Lots of people in this crazy world have had to deal with worse than a lost set of threads. Stick to the basics ... make a budget, get out of debt and use those random acts of kindness to give away piles of dough. And listen to The Dave Ramsey Show while you're at it.