It's always funny when stupid stuff happens to people who don't do things honest, like drug traffickers. Take this yahoo on board a flight from Vietnam to Australia. They get up to cruising altitude and he upchucks a nylon bag full of white powder, see? The authorities think it's heroin, turn around and head back to the airport.

Before they can do a drug test, this genius coughs up two more bags. Turns out, he had 30 more in his stomach. All this bozo needed to do was swallow a scientist and he'd have a drug laboratory in his gut.

Doing stupid is bad enough, but doing dumb with the dough can lead to big-time trouble. Don't buy into all that jazz about how using credit card reward points or car loans is the way to get all the good stuff. You'll just use up that stuff and have nothing but a bunch of bad debt to show for it. But paying cash, like Dave Ramsey says to do ... smart stuff, baby.