Say it ain't so, joe! Could it be that Paris Hilton got in trouble and is in the news? Afraid so, baby. Seems the Blonde Blank is gonna do 45 days in the cooler for driving drunk and violating the terms of her probation. But here's the kicker ... her publicist thinks it will actually make her more popular. I'll say this ... if Paris wants to be famous, what better place to start than in a jail cell? She'll be REAL popular there.

Don't do something stupid just to impress your friends, like buy a new car or some new clothes and run up a bunch of credit card debt. Buying stuff you can't afford is for suckers, see? Getting on a budget and living on less than you make gives you a big-time sense of freedom (which is something ol' Paris won't be feeling for the next month and a half). She should probably look on the bright side ... she'll have some time to listen to The Dave Ramsey Show.