Looks like these two decided to kiss and tell, like in tell the news boys. Apparently, things got so hot and heavy during this love kiss that his Israeli dollface bit off part of her boyfriend's tongue. I know, I know ... a bunch of bad jokes could be made here, baby ... but I'll bite my tongue for now. Don't give me any lip about it, either.

There are worse things you could do to your spouse, see? You could always talk negative, you could never talk money, or a bunch of other junk. Don't do it. Here's my Dr. Phil moment for the day. Make sure to communicate with your other half about everything. It's the key to a strong marriage. When it comes to the dough, have regular money meetings, get on a monthly budget and work to get out debt. The Dave Ramsey Show would tell you the same thing, so listen in and learn.