All together now ... what are the two things in life that are guaranteed? Well, some yahoo in California is trying to combine them, see? This devil of a dollface tried to get federal income tax refunds by using the identities of about 200 dead people. I don't care who you are ... trying to get an income tax refund using the names of joes and jills who are six feet under is about as sick as sick gets, baby.

A word to the wise ... if you try to cheat the I-R-S, they're gonna get Y-O-U. Cheating never got anybody anywhere without coming back to bite 'em in the keester. If you owe, pony up the dough. But do things on the up-and-up. Now, get to learning how to make a budget and get intense about getting out of debt. And do some Dave Ramsey Show listening while you're at it.