We have now hit the bottom of the barrel, baby. I'm not talking about some TV show where you get punk'd or gonged ... I'm talking about a Web site where you can watch a block of cheddar cheese ripen. Think I'm kidding? Then feast your eyes, jack. Seems a bunch of people are tuning in to some English Web site to watch a piece of old gourmet cheese grow a bunch of gunk.

It's good to know that over a million joes and jills are sitting and watching mold grow when they could be doing dangerous stuff like making a budget to get out of debt. In case you don't have a clue, let me give you one ... that last bit was sarcastic. Quit wasting your time figuring out who gets thrown off the island or which fungi agent is growing on a random piece of dairy. Listen to The Dave Ramsey Show, save money and eliminate debt. After that, you can sit on your can and grow all the mold you want.