How's this for a religious experience? Some 40-year-old yahoo walked into a bank in Texas last week, proclaimed that he was God, and then demands some cash from the teller. This bank robber was caught later on that day, and is going through some "tests" right now. He's not without God, but personally, I think he's a few apples short of an orchard, baby.

If you're gonna do something good for The Big Guy, don't start with dirty deeds. Granted, this moron should buy a one-way ticket to the funny farm, but the point gets made. Do those random acts of kindness. Learn how to make a budget so you can get out of debt and give some dough instead of taking it. The host of The Dave Ramsey Show would say the same thing, jack.