Insert your Rocky and Bullwinkle joke here, see? The tallest man in the world, 7'9" Bao Xishun of China, finally found his soulmate in 5'6" dollface Xia Shujuan. Funny thing is, Bao looked all the way around the world for that special someone, and it turns out she was living in his hometown the entire time.

It ain't the first time Bao has touched the heart of another ... in December, he reached down the throats of a couple of dolphins to pull out some plastic that they swallowed. Talk about the tallest man touching a heart!

Point being, ladies and germs, is that sometimes you're looking for something that's right there. The same can be said for saving money. You don't get ahead with the dough by using credit cards or fancy-schmancy 90 days same-as-cash. You get ahead by living on less than you make, making a family budget and being smart. If you can't afford it, don't buy, baby. Need more advice like that? Listen to The Dave Ramsey Show.