Want some information on dolphins? Don't let 'em eat plastic, jack. Sounds like something screwy, I know. But that's what happened to two dolphins at some aquarium in China. Dolphins got sick, see? The trainers couldn't operate, so what do they do? They called in the tallest man in the world, who reached down the throats of the dolphins and pulled out the plastic with his bare hands. Take notice, ladies and germs; that'll be the only time in my life that I say that it was good to pull out the plastic.

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