Me; I love football. But there's a line that gets crossed when some yahoo pulls a gun on the coach of his kid's pee wee football team. Seems the dad didn't think junior was getting enough playing time, so he decided to do his talking Al Capone-style ... with a kind word and a gun. Not smart.

Get a clue, buddy! What kind of example is this bonehead setting for his kid, or all the other little ones, by threatening a coach with a piece? It's one thing (and the right thing) to be supportive of your kids in whatever they do, but threatening to pump lead into a man in order to get your boy on the football field is something that should land this moron on "America's Dumbest Criminals."

If you're gonna set an example for your boy or girl, do it right. Teach them how to save money and give it away. Teach them to work hard and work honest. Dave Ramsey talks about it all the time, and it's grade-A advice, baby.

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